Microtransactions in gaming are a direct influence for the crime rate declining in major countries
Yes! As it appears, microtransactions are not all that bad. They are the main influence of the decline from all major cocaine distribution roads in Colombia.
Rodriguez Ferrero Rocher, the capo of the Ferrero Rocher crime family of Colombia, has been one of the biggest players of cocaine distribution across the world, and is now quitting handling cocaine. He said this:
Cocaine has been our biggest earner all our lives. To quit such a passionate lifestyle was one of the hardest thing i had to do in my life. However i had a good reason. I have started investing a major part of our money that is absolutely hard earned labor money not from our cocaine because that is illegal, and spent it as shareholders to major Gaming companies. We thought ourselves were shady with the tunneling systems and bribing politicians, however microtransactions are a gold mine, and a legit way to make money.
As it appears, Rodriguez is quitting cocaine profit altogether in favor of becoming a major investor for Triple A gaming publishers, mostly the ones that apply heavy microtransaction practices to their games.
This change of career was not exclusive to the Colombian cartels. The Sicilian mafia themselves have adopted investing in microtransactions in favor of drug distributions in Italy:
Drugs are one thing. You consume them, you want more of that s**t, you have to get more. But gaming? That's another thing. Games when consumed do not disappear. They will always be there ready to be consumed some other time. Now imagine if you add an addictive agent to that game, a microtransaction feature. That is f***ing brilliant. You lure gamers to become addicts via digital micro payments so they can spend money, LEGALLY. Here we doing our behind the scenes trades, when these Gaming companies have one upped us and distribute their digital drugs legally and making huge f***ing load of money. F**k yeah i want some piece of that pie.
That is a direct quote from Giovanni Giovanno Giovanorde, the head of the Cosa Nostra family. As it appears, any illegal drug and sex trafficking will no longer be active in Cosa Nostra, including money laundering (allegedly).
This means we may now have a clear reason why Triple A gaming companies are making an unreasonable amount of money. Many heads of crime families across the world are now directly investing in gaming companies, and quit crime forever.
DEA Commissioner Pezo Lo Pelo Nero responded to the shift in the decline of crimes all over the world:
Who would've thought that games would be the main reason that will stop organized crime all over the world. Investing is not illegal, but those dumb motherf***ers literally confessed on this article about their illegal drug tradings and money laundering schemes. After years of hunting Rodriguez, we can finally charge him for confessing his cocaine trading. Microtransactions have been arguably the best thing that happened in my life.
As microtransactions become more prevalent and start being integrated as the norm in gaming, it will also make even more money. This means investors can make a huge amount by funding major gaming companies and have major stakes in certain gaming brands, all done legally.
Crime rates have fallen, and microtransactions just saved the world from organized crime.
Article written by: Myself (Caecus est inamabilis sciurus)
