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⚠️ Bad news, folks.

The Watch Twitch bugs 🪳 have invaded the latter half of the UTC day!


I started monitoring the Alienware widget again after noticing it was taking longer ⏲️ to earn my Twitch ARP this week, and discovered the fake error messages about the steamer being offline.

This means there is no longer a bug-free zone to let you earn Twitch ARP at the proper rate. 😢

Notes: Verified with 3 Hive (one using older panel extension) and 1 Nexus streamers.
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First day of Battle Pass could have gone better, with 85% of my progress lost into the void. 😩

The good news is that the remaining 15% was just barely enough to unlock the first space on the board. 😃

Did you do better?

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His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh.

You know of what I speak, Arena members.

A great eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.
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BUG 🪳 REPORT for Quest: Watch a Video Stress Test


Both the X button and Close button for the RULES have no effect. Need to click/tap somewhere outside the pop-up to close it.

Attempted in AWA Android app and Firefox desktop browser.
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They added microfiber cleaning clothes to the Alienware gradient sticker bundle... 😑
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Saw streamer Valkyrae in a marketing email with an Area-51 PC, and I recalled her becoming the Alienware Brand Ambassador a long time ago.

"Stay tuned.": https://alienwarearena.com/ucf/show/2175564/boards/alienware-pulse/News/valkyrae

However, when was the last time anyone saw her in the Watch Twitch list of the Control Center? 🤔
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This glitch isn't helping with my dream of becoming an ARP whale. 😧
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Forget winning the Doub(l)elift sweepstakes.

Arena, let me just give you the $700 for those two Area-51 PCs! 😁

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They came.

They spammed.

They grabbed up Aniimo.

They were never heard from again...
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Were there 3 employees assigned to work on different parts of this sweepstakes page?

Maybe they could not agree on the prize.

🤔

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You all were so busy celebrating the dueling Steam Events that you forgot new things on AWA come with unwanted surprises.

😨

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WHAT HAPPENED with the Pragmata auction bidding?!? 😵


I thought you all agreed to bid the minimum 300 ARP, but my 301 ARP bid failed to win! 😡
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So, we all cooperating today to bid only the minimum amount for Pragmata, right? 😗

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It's been two years since the previous avatars update, but I would like to thank the Arena staff for finally curing my swollen head condition.

The problem disappeared like magic (along with the rest of my body).

👽🪄 🫥

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Imagine visiting the Arena site for the first time and seeing a bunch of people wanting to share their love.

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Déjà vu. 🤦
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🚨 ATTENTION


Please disregard anything I did on April Fools' Day!

My account was possessed by 😈 THEM 😈, and I see now it was used to sow chaos. 😟

Let us have a moment of silence for all the innocent ARP lost in yesterday's tragedy. 😢

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I figured out the secret to activating the new Braxtine Garden Set!


You need to combine the current April artifact with the past April artifact, so the Black Rose and THEM add up 500% - 25% = 475% BOOST to all ARP! 😲

Unfortunately, they will stop selling the Black Rose on April 3rd, so I think the set perks are temporary. 😔
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I get a feeling that the Arena employee has become bored with thinking up new Daily Quests.

😒

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Never got an answer from the staff about the size of the Alienware Cinch Bag*, but went ahead and got it.


It's about 15.25 x 18.25 inches.

The other side is just plain black, and the fabric is thin enough to be easily folded for shipping in a smaller envelope.

Thanks for the reward, Alienware Arena. 😃

*Items available in Marketplace vary by region.
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After 3 days of "Share The Love" relays, who had their quest status remain as Incomplete?


😳

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What if a mod conveniently provides the solution to the current Daily Quest in the Announcements section of these relays?


That would be so amazing! 😮
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ARP pricing for GIVEAWAYS?!


I thought the new Verified Member status would serve as a requirement for the Giveaways section. 🤔

Instead, AWA has decided to add ARP prices. For example, redeem 10 ARP to obtain this DLC for the KARDS game. 😯

(forgive me for interrupting the normal flow of spamming useless relays)
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Since we're back to old school Daily Quests, here's a throwback to the AWA of 5 years ago.

Wait. Is it a throwback if Dell is still using this video to promote Alienware Arena?

🤔

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Silly me thought the icon in the corner of the bonus game for the Day 4 Quest would switch the view to full screen. 😳

Apparently, it's true function is to skip past the game and go straight to the reward screen. 😵

Won 20 ARP with a nonexistent score. 😑